90. Not Fitting In Your Jeans After Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving. The day to give thanks. The day to eat a crap load of food, and nap, or watch football. Oh the beautiful table!

Let's see...

Turkey,

Gravy,

Mash Potatoes,

Turkey,

Cranberry sauce,

Stuffing,

Turkey,

Corn,

Carrots,

Buns,
Gravy,
Turkey.

Oh look it here! Pie! We got..

Apple Pie
Pumpkin Pie
Chocolate Moose Pie
Key Lime Pie
Lemon Pie
Oreo Pie
Peanut Butter Pie
Blueberry Pie
Cranberry Pie
Pecan Pie

You ate like it was your last meal. You go out the next day; fabulous BLACK FRIDAY!
You find these absolutely cute pair of jeans that are marked half off from $50! You get back home to try them on...they wont fit? You always get that size!   Damn Thanksgiving dinner.

Being angry you don't fit into your post-Thanksgiving jeans? Don't sweat it!

Find ways you can work out! If you have a gym membership
use it! If not, walk the stairs and not the elevator. Eat healthy!
Do anything you can to shed those extra pounds off.

For next year, and even Christmas, if you know you are going to eat crazy, plan ahead!

It is the holidays! It is a known fact that you eat like crazy. But before you do sit down for Thanksgiving, wear your favorite pair of jeans. That way you will be able to portion yourself. Just keep in mind two things-

       *There will be PLENTY of leftovers.

       *Sweatpants are not attractive when you wear them
         3 days in a row.